THRS Movie Reviews

More like… A Million Ways to Die… in a movie theater

June 9th, 2014 at 5:31 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

Click Here to watch the trailer for A Million Ways to Die in the West.

a-million-ways-to-die-in-the-west-wanted-posterThis comedy / Wild West tale is unlike anything you’ve seen in the west before.  Not even Blazing Saddles was like this.  A Million Ways to Die in the West is produced, directed, and co-written by Seth MacFarlane (of Ted and Family Guy fame).

MacFarlane also stars as Albert — the main character — a sheep farmer who is afraid of gun fights he seems to frequently find himself invited to.  His girlfriend leaves him and as he starts to get over the heartbreak… he is soon practically courting the mysterious new girl in town.

Charlize Theron is the new girl — Anna — who starts to fall for Albert’s uniqueness.  She sets out to help Albert find his courage.  Anna actually is married (unbeknownst to Albert) to a badguy — the notorius outlaw Clinch (Liam Neeson).  And before long, Clinch is in town and finds out Albert has been making some moves on his Anna. Surprise!!!! Gunfight preparations are in order!

The film also stars Amanda Siefried as Albert’s former girlfriend; Neil Patrick Harris as Louise’s new beau Foy; Giovanni Rabisi as his best friend Edward; and Sarah Silverman as Edwards prostitute-girlfriend Ruth.

There are also plenty of cameos… including the likes of Ewan McGregor, Gilbert Gotfried, Christopher Lloyd and Jamie Foxx.  But not even the stars or the cameos can save this boring western wannabe.  There are tired jokes and the ridiculous re-telling of the tired jokes.  You never start to care about the characters and some of the potty humor falls WAAAAY short of funny.

The writing is weak… in fact, to me, it seems as though it were written by a group of friends drinking and sitting around a TV room accidentally coming up with funny scenes, laughing at themselves while saying “yeah yeah yeah!  Write that down!” and then deciding that would make a good movie.

Yeah…. no.  I absolutely loved MacFarlane’s last writing/directing adventure — Ted — and that’s why I expected so much more from A Million Ways to Die in the West.  What I learned is that not every movie is a hit just because you had ONE.   Certainly hoping Ted 2 is gets Seth back in the swing of things — it was just announced that it’s slated for release for next year.

The characters didn’t talk about boredom being one of the million ways to die in the west, but I certainly think it could be a way to die in a theater after seeing this one.

TWO OUT OF FIVE COOKIES.
VERY RATED R!!!!!!  for strong crude and sexual content, language throughout, some violence and drug material.

 


Million Dollar Arm hits home run

June 9th, 2014 at 5:24 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

Click Here to watch the trailer for Million Dollar Arm.

million dollar armMillion Dollar Arm is based on a true story!  It stars Jon Hamm as JB Bernstein — a previously successful sports agent who branched out to form his own company and a few years later, finds himself and his business on the brink of failure.

That’s when he has a genius idea!  To search the countrysides of India in a contest to find a cricket player to turn into a major league pitcher.  He gets a mega investor to bank roll the idea and award a million dollars to the winner — the winner must be good enough to sign with an MLB team.

Alan Arkin (I loved him in Argo!) stars as Ray the long-time big league scout JB hires to help him find the finalists to bring back to the U.S.  The contest pitstops across India prove very interesting.  One kid they find is given the nickname The Flamingo.  He is Rinku played by Suraj Sharma (star of the Life of Pi). Rinku and the other finalist Dinesh (Madhur Mittal, Slumdog Millionaire) come to the U.S. along with their interpreter Amit (Pitobash) to learn the game of baseball.

Bill Paxton plays their coach and Lake Bell is Brenda, JB’s love interest.  They all become a happy little family, trying to get to the finish line… something they call an “improbable possibilty”.

Jon Hamm and Alan Arkin more than deliver on their roles.  Arkin plays Ray with a wise-but-stodgy, old man sophistication.  Hamm’s ability to transform the character from ego-centric, not-the-nicest guy in town, to a very likeable grown up, is fun to watch.   Sharma, Mittal, and Pitobash have youthful, naive enthusiasm in the delivery of their roles.  Not only does that make them exceptionally likeable, but viewers are quickly rooting for them!

It’s directed by Craig Gillespie with good pacing and timing, and he manages to pull some nice acting out of these characters.   Watching the onscreen family come together –while somewhat predictable in a script by Tom McCarthy — is certainly satisfying to the viewer.

As Disney movies tend to do, the underdogs defy the odds and come up winners, even if there are some seemingly insurmountable hurdles.  By the end of the film — Million Dollar Arm has hit a home run.

FOUR OUT OF FIVE COOKIES!
Rated PG for mild language and some suggestive content.

 

 


The Railway Man: a little off the tracks, but worth the trip

May 14th, 2014 at 2:19 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

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Now showing in Hampton Roads at The NARO Theater in Norfolk.

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The Railway Man stars Colin Firth as Eric Lomax — the older one in 1980 — and Jeremy Irvine (War Horse) as the younger — a former World War II POW in a Japanese Labor Camp working construction of the Burma Railway.

The older Lomax is tormented with what we now know is PTSD — Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.  He relives the torure and brutality on a regular basis.  Images of his torturer appear and disappear in the everyday landscape.

Practically useless to anyone not riding a train, the self-described ‘railway enthusiast’ Lomax spends his time riding the rails in England.  That’s where he meets Patti (Nicole Kidman).  Soon love is in bloom and before you know it, they are wed, and she discovers his torment and seeks the help of an old friend, and fellow POW Finlay (played by Stellan Skarsgard).

When Lomax learns from Finlay that the interpreter Nagase (Hiroyuki Sanada, older/Tanroh Ishida, younger) who took part in his many torture sessions was not only still alive, but giving tours of the same POW camp, he knows what he has to do to survive.  Confrontation is a must and he travels to Thailand to finish what was started so many years before.

The Railway Man is based on the real Lomax’s autobiography of the same name, and there are two stories playing at the same time: the modern day romance/grappling with the past, and also the past, shown in great detail through flashbacks.

Both Firth and Kidman have their usual amazing and understated acting touches with the characters of Eric and Patti.  Firth continues to stand as one of the best actors we have. Director Jonathan Teplitzky uses most of the film to build us to the moment of revenge, forcing us to question ourselves as we watch… What would you do in Lomax’s situation?  Staring into the eyes of this person responsible for so much of your pain?  Could you cause pain to him?  Could you be brave enough to end your own?  And how?

Despite the build, for me the ending was quite predictable and something felt not quite right in terms of story… I felt like I wanted it to go off the rails, to surprise me.  But instead, it stayed the course and finished at the station.

SIDENOTE:  So much of the cinematography is stunning!

FOUR OUT OF FIVE COOKIES

Rated R for disturbing prisoner of war violence.


Amazing Spider-Man 2 needs more power

May 7th, 2014 at 8:41 am by under THRS Movie Reviews

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Now showing in theaters across Hampton Roads.

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was tops at the box office opening weekend — taking in 92-million dollars, but if you haven’t seen it… is it worth the trip?

Andrew Garfield is back as Peter Parker AKA Spider-Man in this second installment of the reincarnation of the arachnid superhero.  And it’s a good thing — he’s got an electric battle to fight.

Number two picks up with Spidey fighting crime and trying to get to his High School graduation.  He misses girlfriend Gwen (Emma Stone) give her valedictorian speech, but narrowly makes it to receive his diploma.  Seeing Gwen with her family reminds him of the promise he made to her dying father in the last film… thus setting up the love story challenges in this one.

Meanwhile back at OSCORP… A mild-mannered employee named Max (Academy Award winner Jamie Foxx) falls into an electric experience and without understanding what’s going on… unassumingly becomes Spidey’s newest nemesis Electro.  Things don’t go well for anyone in this battle.

Also in play is the story of Harry Osborn (Dane DeHaan: Lincoln, Chronicle)– the son of Oscorp head honcho Norman (Academy Award winner Chris Cooper).  When Norman takes his last breath, Harry takes over wielding a heavy hand — especially when he realizes the deadly disease that took his father has taken hold of him as well.

He believes Spider-Man’s experimental blood will save him and when Peter isn’t cooperative, well — let’s just say Spider Man is suddenly battling TWO evil villains.

Andrew Garfield continues to where his emotions on his spandex as Peter/Spider-Man.  In terms of acting — the scenes between him and Stone are the only main flow of electricity, outside of Electro.  Foxx as that villain brings the anger and frustration but as the predecessor to the villain MAX he leaves you wondering why Jamie Foxx is in this role.

And what a waste of Sally Field’s character (Peter’s Aunt). We see her a few times and then nothing.  And except for one scene — a rehash of “why did my parents leave me here” — she spends most of her time hiding her struggle to support him and herself behind weak smiles.

The action sequences directed (again) by Mark Webb are interesting and hold attention but nothing overly exciting.  Some of the 3D effects were particularly dazzling — prepare to dodge a few flying objects in your theater seat.  The finale action sequence delivers, but then the film carries on after that and drags out.

The scenes of Spider-Man sailing from web to web between tall buildings are just spectacular — in fact the best part of the film for me.  While much of it is very pulpy and comic bookish … it’s far from the “electric” sequel I had hoped for.

THREE AND A HALF OUT OF FIVE COOKIES

Rated PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi action/violence.

The Quiet Ones makes little noise at box office

April 28th, 2014 at 2:29 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

CLICK HERE to watch the trailer for The Quiet Ones.

Now playing in theaters across Hampton Roads.

the-quiet-ones-poster-389x600The Quiet Ones is inspired by actual events from the early 70s.  It’s set outside London with a professor, some grad students and a camera quietly conducting an “experiment” on a mental patient that he somehow has managed to gain custody of.

Professor Coupland (Jarred Harris, Mad Men and Sherlock Homes: A Game of Shadows) believes he can cure the patient Jane (Olivia Cooke — no relation, Bates Motel) of her apparent psychosis by removing the negative energy she holds through various treatments in his so-called “experiment”.

One treatment seems to be showing that more is happening than just negative energy.

Camera guy Brian (Sam Claflin, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire) has some feelings begin to develop for the patient and that causes some major problems!  Brian takes some actions that interfere with the treatment and the Professor is absolutely twisted about it!

Before you know it we learn more than we ever wanted to know about possession and people start dying left and right.

The Quiet Ones is directed by John Pogue from a screenplay by Craig Rosenberg and Oren Moverman and John Pogue, and based on a screenplay by Tom de Ville.  The story is slow and a little garbled.  It herks and jerks going one way before shifting to another.  the sound is disturbing — probably on purpose but, for me, ramping the decibels does little more than annoy.

This is an old school supernatural thriller… that comes up a tad short on the thrills.  It’s campy and creepy and has all of the elements of a good scare fest, but fails to deliver more than a few good scares.  Maybe that’s why it didn’t make any noise at the box office.

One thing worth mentioning — while it is Rated PG-13, it’s more than a little scary in atmosphere and attitude.  Scarier in that sense than some of the real horror and gore flicks of late.  Don’t let the rating fool you moms and dads… this is not for young ones.

TWO OUT OF FIVE COOKIES

Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and terror, sexual content, thematic material, language, and smoking throughout.

DisneyNature’s “Bears” shines

April 21st, 2014 at 3:28 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

CLICK HERE to see the official trailer for DisneyNature’s Bears.

Now showing in theaters across Hampton Roads.

Disneynature-Bears-PosterThe star of this DisneyNature film is supposed to be the bears, but so much of it is the landscape in which they live and trek through.  Oh, ok — the bears are pretty awesome, too.

In honor of Earth Day weekend, DisneyNature is back with the spectacular look at a year in the life of a momma bear (SKY) and her two new cubs (AMBER and SCOUT).  It starts with the birth and nursing through the winter — hibernating… buried beneath mounds of snow in the regal mountains of Alaska’s Katmai National Park. Soon enough the snow begins to melt and it’s time for Sky to make the move — the LONG LONG journey toward food… the salmon runs.

The trio faces treacherous terrain, even an avalanche along the way, but the search for food is what it’s all about.  When they arrive at the meadow at the dawn of Spring… grass is the first staple.  But a quick jaunt to the shore ahead of the salmon arrival means there’s other “fishing” to do.  There are lots of scenes of adorable cubs frolicking in the ocean waters and digging for clams in Alaska’s mud flats.

But, it’s not all fun.  Sky must defend her cubs against wolves and other hungry male bears… Magnus — the king of the meadow — and Chinook — the exiled, fringe king wanna be.  Both of them come for the bear cubs looking to fill their need for food.  Sky stands her ground. The fight for survival against wolves, bears, and ultimately hunger, is fascinating to watch.

Alastair Fothergill and Keith Scholey (known for work on “African Cats”) teamed up with co-writer Adam Chapman to bring Bears to life.  And actor John C. Reilly as the narrator was a great choice.  His happy-go-lucky approach to the narration and the imagined internal dialogue of the bears was an enjoyable fit.

DisneyNature’s BEARS is educational but also brings us an emotionally appealing story that makes the film easy to watch for all ages.   And for me as a producer, I absolutely LOVED the closing credits because we get to see how the filmmakers actually got the spectacular shots.  We see the camera people up to their chests in water to get underwater shots of salmon, and face-to-face with wolves and bears to get shots of some of the most tense scenes in the film.  And we see their camp, and equipment — especially the mounted camera on the helicopter that brings us the amazing aerial shots from mountain peaks to avalanches.  Simply fascinating to watch.

FOUR OUT OF FIVE STARS

Rated G for all audiences.  A word of caution though for parents — there are a few scenes that could upset the littlest movie-goers… there are scenes involving abandonment and a drowning scare that are handled well, but could still be upsetting.  The movie ultimately is about SURVIVAL.

 


Draft Day scores a field goal

April 14th, 2014 at 2:43 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

A behind-the-scenes look at one of the NFL’s most important days of the year is the what makes up the new film Draft Day.

Draft Day stars Kevin Costner as Sonny — the General Manager of the Cleveland Browns — the team his recently deceased father coached.  It’s the dawn of Draft Day and a lot on the line in the National Football League.

Sonny is barely holding on with the owner and the head coach of the team as he appears to go rogue on the franchise with trades galore before the team is even on the clock at the draft.  The Coach (relatively new to the Browns after winning a SuperBowl ring with the Dallas Cowboys) is played by Dennis Leary.  He wants the team he wants, but Sonny wants him to coach the team he gives him.

As the clock rapidly approaches the time to make the first pick, the audience gets a taste of the behind-the-scenes maneuvers teams make ahead of the draft.   Once they are finally on the clock and ready to make a pick… the movie finally gets going.

Before this point — it was really bogged down with the story line of the relationship Sonny has been hiding from everyone — one with Ali (Jennifer Garner) –She’s the lawyer in charge of managing the teams salary caps. Apparently trying to prove that Sonny has a heart… the relationship is all fizzle and no fire.  And randomly added in was a new intern — why I don’t know, but he has a lot of lines that help us get nowhere.

The character of Sonny Weaver is in the capable hands of Kevin Costner here, but it’s not empassioned enough for me to really buy in.  Garner, also capable, is not really believeable for me in this role, and when we get the big kiss, I hardly feel the love.

Director Ivan Reitman, delivers a by-the-numbers film that falls short of the likes of Moneyball and Jerry Maguire.   It’s got some solid structure with some twists and turns that keep it interesting, and a touch of heart that makes it satisfying.  But something is missing…
I think Draft Day will score with football fans… but they will have to settle for the field goal, not the touchdown.

TWO OUR OF FIVE COOKIES

Rated PG-13 on appeal for brief strong language and sexual references.


Noah takes on The Hobbit?

April 14th, 2014 at 2:39 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

The controversy surrounding the film Noah has been swirling, so let’s start there.  If you haven’t heard — The National Religious Broadcasters requested the film studio Paramount Pictures add a disclaimer to the film: which they did.  This is the disclaimer:
“The film is inspired by the story of Noah. While artistic license has been taken, we believe that this film is true to the essence, values, and integrity of a story that is a cornerstone of faith for millions of people worldwide. The biblical story of Noah can be found in the book of Genesis.”
I only mention it because the story of Noah in the Old Testament has some missing parts, and the film fills them in.  Some have taken issue with that.

Nevertheless, in this film version of the story, Noah — a descendant of Adam and Eve’s son Seth — hides with his family on the fringe areas of humanity… The human population having turned to total wickedness.

Noah (Russell Crowe) has visions he believes sent by the Creator and determines that a Great Flood is coming to cleanse the earth.  So he gathers the family to tell them what they must do.  Noah’s task is to build an ark to save the innocent — the animals.

With a little help from The Watchers — which seem to come right out of The Hobbit — they build a massive ark, while the characters develop and Noah sees that there is both good and evil in EVERYONE — even his sons, and himself.  This realization creates an amazing conflict in Noah as the flood comes, his faith is tested and his loyalty to the creator and his family are at odds.

Crowe does a good job as Noah — managing to show the conflict within and the challenges he faces.  Jennifer Connolly as Noah’s wife Naameh does the same.  She really shines in one scene faced with the ultimate choice of life and death and the future of their family — it is a scene that is utterly wrenching.  Anthony Hopkins appears as the YODA-esque grandfather Methuselah and is a stand out.

The film itself really plays in the moment more like sci-fi than biblical epic, but I realized later that a lot of things in the Old Testament do seem very sci-fi.  The special effects are at times really cool — and the flood itself is on point.

While Writer/Director Darren Aronofsky (acclaimed for films like The Wrestler and Black Swan among others) does take some license, the essential elements of the story of Noah and the Great Flood are there… betrayal, obedience, faith, redemption.

Controversy aside, a thought-provoking film to say the least.

Disclaimer: Russell Crowe sings.  I have to say that for all the people — like myself — who shutter at the memory of him singing in Les Miserables.

THREE AND A HALF OUT OF FIVE COOKIES

Rated PG-13 for violence, disturbing images and brief suggestive content.


Check into The Grand Budapest Hotel

April 14th, 2014 at 2:32 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

The Grand Budapest Hotel features another jam packed cast! There are cameos galore.

It’s the story of the many adventures of Gustave (Ralph Fiennes) — an unforgettable concierge at a luxurious hotel and his best friend — Zero Moustafa (Tony Revolori), his lobby boy.

In a nutshell, a priceless renaissance painting goes missing and a wealthy countess/family matriarch dies.  The rest of the film has to do with all of that… and just who will get the family fortune.

The Grand Budapest Hotel is hilarity at it’s finest.  Wes Anderson has hit the nail on the head of sophisticated comedy.  From the script to the casting to the directing and cinematography… it’s practically perfect.  Speaking of casting: Bill Murray, Ed Norton, Tilda Swinton, Jude Law, Harvey Keitel, Tom Wilkinson,  and Jeff Goldblum are among them!

FOUR AND HALF COOKIES!

Rated R for language, some sexual content and violence.


Muppets Most Wanted brings the laughs we want

April 14th, 2014 at 2:21 pm by under THRS Movie Reviews

So this Muppets feature picks up where the last one left off.  Walter has become one of them and they are wrapping a movie!  But now what?  That’s just what they have to figure out.

Enter Dominic BadGUY or BadGEE — it’s french.  He’s played by Ricky Gervais.  Dominic is working with a hardened criminal — the world’s most wanted frog — Constantine, nearly an identical twin to our beloved Kermit — who has been locked up in a gulag in Siberia under the watchful eye of the warden there (Tina Fey).

Dominic and Constantine executed a master plan that breaks him out of the gulag and lands Kermit in the gulag, so that they can carry out their evil plan to steal the crown jewels — and no one is wise to the switch!  Not even Miss Piggy!

As you would expect there are hi-jinx and Muppet shows aplenty… not to mention CAMEO APPEARANCES!  Cameos including Tony Bennett, Lady Gaga, Christoph Waltz, Selma Hayek, Diddy, Celine Dion, Stanley Tucci, Usher, Zach Galifinakis, Josh Grobin… the list goes on!

I absolutely loved the cast — but especially Modern Family’s Ty Burrell as Jean Pierre Napolean — the Interpol inspector tasked to work with the CIA’s Eagle Muppet on this major case.  He is hilarious!

THREE AND A HALF COOKIES for me… Entertaining as all get out!  Some laugh out loud funnies!

Rated PG for some mild action.